Americans: Please Help Stop [Modified] Racist Communist Gang-bangers

Americans: Please Help Stop [Modified] Racist Communist Gang-bangers

http://youtube.com/watch?v=k8aQJ_IdnEc

Hello, fellow Americans. I need your help. On 6/2/06, I took my son to the CHErry festival in Beaumont, California. Casually filming the events as we strolled the vendor areas, we came upon [Modified] Racist, Communist, gang-banging vendors.

As you can see in the video, my son and I were then surrounded by little [derrogatory term removed] gang-bangers flashing their gang signs. There was a total of 3 [Modified], racist, communist, gang-banging vendors.

The head of the Cherry Festival Buzz Doss promised on several occasions to apologize to the American people in the local newspaper, the Press-Enterprise. After several weeks, he changed his mind, saying that I was the only complaint.

Buzz Doss indicated that the Cherry Festival will continue to support these [Modified], racist, communist, gang-banging vendors unless they received more complaints. You can call Buzz Doss and voice your opinion at: [phone number removed].

Don't expect things to get any better if you won't pickl up the phone, folks. These [Modified], racist, communist, gang-banging types can and will overrun your community just as they have Beaumont, California.

Thank you for your consideration.

God Bless America.

[Editor]

It must be lonely, Jack. I mean to be the only one who sees things the way you do in your world. I think you might consider getting your own booth at next year's Cherry Festival and selling your own brand of t-shirts. Yours would be the "Ignorant Redneck Booth". It would feature t-shirts with the faces of Jeff Foxworthy and Cable Guy, and messages with, "You might be a redneck if..." boldly emblazoned across them. Oh, and you can flash your own redneck gang-bangin' sign (the middle finger) right back at all the teen bangers wavin' theirs at you! One last suggestion, please make certain you wear your own t-shirt stating, "I'm the biggest racist redneck in these here parts...." Let us know how things went the day after -- eh?